2 posts tagged “evil place”

OK. The past three times I've been to HEB I have gotten 1) rotten meat,2) bad and moldy cherry tomatoes, 3) I have to check the dates on products because they are out of date.  This store is right by my home and yes I have called the store manager that was on duty and told him all that has happen to me at the location and that I was not going to come back to that store ever again and yes I know he is not going to do anything about it.  Now the one that is by my Gramma house is the best on this side of town.  If I go there I know everything is fresh and no out of dates, still would not buy sushi there, because... well I don't know why.  Now if I go to Walmart across the street from that store, I know I can get most of the stuff that I get at HEB.  My only problem is that they don't carry my favorite coffee* and some other things that are must haves, but they do have more yogurt then HEB does.  Lurve that Walmart.  Now mind you both of the stores are about twenty mins from my house.  OK there is other HeB across the highway**, but I hate that store with a passion.  Its messy always pack with people not to mention these people are rude.  The Mister hates it when I'm in a store and someone pisses me off, because he swears up and down someone is going to kill me "because of your attitude".  I can't help it if someone leaves there cart in the middle of the way and ignore me when I say excuse me please.***  So yes Wally world is better than HEB in some cases.

Now that is out of the way tomorrow I start "no poo".  Really its not what it sounds like.  I will be washing my hair with vinegar and water, then rinsing with water and jasmine oil.  I got my recipe from my friend Lissa.**** So lets see what we can do with it shall we.

*community coffee from Louisiana

**Shut up Lady Marie

***I said it twice

****two tbsp of white vinegar to two cups warm water and scrub with your finger tips. (not the nails that ouchy)

Got an e-mail yesterday that needs to be shared.

HOW TO DRIVE IN SAN ANTONIO :

    1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name. It is: 'San Tone.'
     There are other names to learn such as Bexar (Bear), but those will
     be included in the advanced course.

     2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening
     rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on
     Thursday morning.

    3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph.
     On Loop 1604, your speed is expected to at least match the highway
     number. Anything less is considered 'Wussy.'

     4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere.  San Antonio  has
    its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the
     loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the
     biggest tires go second. However, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking
     moms ALWAYS have the right of way. (you might as well let them, 'cause they won't notice

you anyway!!)

    5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended,
    cussed out, and possibly shot.

    6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense
     that can get you shot.

     7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in  San Antonio .
     Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure
    during the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.

     8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs,
     barrels, cones, cows, horses, cats, mattresses, shredded tires,
   squirrels, rabbits, crows, vultures, javelinas, roadrunners,
rattlesnakes,  and the coyotes feeding on any of these items.

    9. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the
     shoulder immediately to let them know it has been 'accidentally
     activated'.

    10. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65 mph
zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be 'flipped off' accordingly.
     If you return the flip, you could be shot.

     11. For summer driving, it is advisable to wear potholders on your
     hands (the BIG ones).

     12. True San Antonians ALWAYS seek to park in a shady spot, even
     before the sun has risen, and no matter how far the parking space
     is from the office/store/restaurant. This is why you will see cars
     widely scattered around a parking lot instead of clustered in one
    place; these people arrived early to park in covered spaces or under
     trees.

     13. If the driver stopped in front of you at a red light suddenly
    opens his passenger door, it is advisable to quickly avert your
    eyes before he spits out his chewing tobacco.

    14.  Last (but for sure not least), when you are heading East on
     I-10 from Boerne you are actually heading (driving) South on
   an interstate that goes East & West?  Go figure...